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Chasing Roxy

condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
—Mark Twain (via purplebuddhaproject)
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Doctor: I think you’ll need a shot

Me: AYYYYY

Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

(via quotecomedy)

justwatchthesunrise

(via ay-dougie)

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happydoge:

He’s here
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genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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chrishallbeck:

Kids these days!
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richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

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thebootysofar:

brand new - jesus christ
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thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey